After I woke up from bed I went to my friend Ted who had a big head. He served me breakfast which was bread. Instead of it being good, it was made of lead. It made me mad so I hit Ted with a sled. Ted was then dead. Kind of bad since we were supposed to be wed. So then I fled. I tread through the Sea of Red. I met a guy named Ned. Ned was nice, so a book to me he read. He had a friend named Fred. While Ned was reading, he got a paper cut, so he bled. "Ah!" Ned said. "I need to take my meds!" This was getting weird, so I went to get some street cred. I was fed up.

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"And I'm juggling all the thoughts in my head/I'm juggling and my fears on fire/and I'm listening as it evolves in my head/I'm balancing on one fine wire" - Colbie Caillat, "One Fine Wire"

Loony is awesome. mwahaha