To peru I flew flew flew, where the shoe started to spew. I knew it was new, so i went to the zoo to see the kangaroo. then it went "boo!" so i decided to sue. I won, so I said thank you, and i flew flew flew to get myself a tattoo, but i had to stand in a queue. So then I thought, "this must be the store debut!" But then someone told me it was untrue. I had no clue! Then tigger and pooh came in to review the shampoo, so i used kung fu to pass through. I got a tattoo of a canoe! Then i flew flew flew back to my house, a shoe. I ate some glue for dinner, then I went to sleep on my blue bed made of bamboo.

The End.

I'm insane! Yay!

Ok, so here's the contest. Whoever can write the best story like this one, with the same ending to many of the words, will get rep! So get to writing! Stories must be submitted by Friday, the 28th.

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