A kid gets in a fight at school. When he comes home, his dad asks, " where did u get the black eye from?" the kid replies, " I got in a fight at school." The dad asks," Who did you fight?" The boy replies, " John Jacob Bob Fred."
The dad then asks, " Why didn't u hit him back?" The boy says, " U told me not to hit girls

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