LOL those are funny!! i have a couple:

-When the teacher asks you to answer a question about how you feel, or felt about a book, dont reply "um, fine"

-when a pot is filled with water over a cooktop, and the water is bubbling, don't put your finger in there to test if its hot.

-When cleaning a celling (<-- spelling.... i think its wrong) fan, turn it off first

-dont eat yellow snow, even tho it might LOOK like butter (little brothers, monkey see monkey do )

These are life lessons that have been experienced by me.... so i know better NOW, but if i were so lucky like you and someone would have told me not to do all this then i probably would have saved myself alot of trouble!!

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